Saturday, October 5, 2013

Bikinis still > Jennifer Nicole Lee

I wondered last month about what the deal was with fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee and her astonishing lack of ability when it comes to keeping her bathing suit on. Apparently nothing has improved as we saw in Miami recently:

Exercising, dieting, mental toughness -- yep . . . knot tying ability -- eh, not so much. So this is where I think she needs someone to travel around with her simply tying these freaking bathing suits on her body. Because I'm sure that these endless wardrobe malfunctions are in no way premeditated or orchestrated or anything like that:

And yes, for the record, I was suggesting myself for the job.


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