Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Man of the Year

time magazine person of the year

Yeah, this isn't an original pick. I'm sure of that. But I think props need to be given to a God fearing, decent, conservative man who didn't back down when the full weight of the intolerant, bigoted, hate-mongering left in this country descended upon him.

We've seen time and again this year, conservatives who we thought would be standard bearers for those of us who believe in time honored family values and a respect for the Constitution and its role in defining our government, tuck their tails between their legs and run like simpering bitches from the slightest pressure brought by left and its media lapdogs.

Robertson stood his ground when A&E suspended him from his show and never blinked. Of course it's easy to say I'll just take my ball and go home when you're a millionaire businessman, but shouldn't our elected representatives have the same spine? After all, they are supposed to be representing the people who put them in office and pay their salaries! And if those people tell you to stand your ground and fight, then god damn it stand your ground and fight!

I see now that frustrated leftest haters are digging into old interviews with Robertson to try and dig out something new to obsess over. He'll weather this storm just as well, because nothing he is doing or saying is actually wrong, it's just not politically correct. And maybe the tide is finally turning on that nonsense.

We'll see.

Monday, December 30, 2013

This is why you never say never

So back in May of this year, I posted about Olivia Sprauer, the World's Hottest English Teacher™, who had been fired from her job at a south Florida high school for augmenting her meager teacher's salary with saucy modeling work as Victoria Valentine James.

Seems at the time, I remember her talking about her work as a model and how her images were tasteful and artistic and so on. It wasn't like she was doing Hustler or anything.

Uhhh . . . yeah. Oops:

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Not that the lovely Miss James hasn't been keeping busy, but I guess it's hard to turn down money when someone's throwing it at you. The pics in the article aren't all that bad actually. I'm no fan of Hustler, but I remember how hardcore they used to be back in the day. This stuff is pretty tame by comparison:

And I did learn a few things from the interview. She had already turned in her notice when the school's principal got wind of her extracurricular activities (via an e-mail apparently). Also, she had her breasts enhanced at age 14. Eesh!

And the usual boilerplate about her being bi-sexual, girls do it better, Lolita being her favorite novel, yada, yada . . .

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Plenty of the pics are the usual Hustler fair of up close and personal examinations of Victoria's lady parts. You'll have to check those out for yourself if you're so inclined. The entire thing isn't anything I think she'll end up regretting at some point. But like I said in the beginning, be careful with that never say never stuff.

I was going to make a funny in there about how even Sydney Leathers hadn't done Hustler yet, but there on the back page was a teaser about an upcoming feature on the toothy tattoed Ms. Leathers.


Need more Victoria James hotness? Try these:

Olivia Sprauer's been augmenting her salary with saucy modeling jobs.

Victoria V. James has her own website now.

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Merry Christmas

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Just want to wish a Merry Christmas to my one or two regular readers and anyone else who happens along today.

I'm going to leave you with the quotation from Luke that Linus performs on the stage during the most excellent Charlie Brown Christmas cartoon:

And in that region there were shepherds out in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And an angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were filled with fear.
And the angel said to them, "Be not afraid; for behold, I bring you good news of a great joy which will come to all the people; for to you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, who is Christ the Lord.
"And this will be a sign for you; you will find a babe wrapped in swaddling cloths and lying in a manger." And suddenly there was with the angle a multitude of the heavenly host praising God and saying,
"Glory to God in the highest,
and on earth peace, good will among men."

Monday, December 16, 2013

Democracy in action

So, it's another ridiculously busy Monday at work. I go outside to put a load of parcels into my truck and see this on the sidewalk in front of the office:

Yep, right in front of the Post Office, this dude has set up a little table taking signatures for impeaching the President.


At least I think that was what was going on. I wasn't about to go anywhere near that thing while in uniform. With my luck, someone would have taken a picture or video and it would have ended up on the news or something. Then I'd be getting a couple of weeks off without pay for violating the Hatch act or some other nonsense.

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Rule 5 Sunday -- brought to you by the letters f & g

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This week's Rule 5 hotness is brought to you by the letters F and G, which this week stand for f*cking gassed, as in I'm totally wiped here. Computer's been on the fritz all week, we've been working in the dark almost every night (and don't get me started on that Herodotus bullsh*t) and it's like where am I going to find time to do Christmas for my family? Sheesh
So enjoy the hotties, whilst I try to figure out how to get it all done.

*click on the thumbnails for full-sized images*

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Rule 5 Sunday suggested by this.

Thursday, December 5, 2013

So, Scully got nekkid . . .

I don't know if this is a "Save the eels" thing or a "Damn the Japanese fishing industry" thing or the opposite. I just know that they got Gillian Anderson naked for a promotional image and churned out this:

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Ummm . . . seriously guys, Gillian Anderson is one of the most classically gorgeous women in the movie industry. And I know she isn't 20-something anymore, but between the look on her face and that hideous thing around her neck, they couldn't have done a better job making her un-attractive than that mess.


I had to dig into my collection of X-files stuff from back when I was geeking out over the television show, to find some classic Scully hotness to eye/mind bleach that eel pic out of my head:

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