Monday, January 8, 2018

So the Golden Globes happened

The 2018 Golden Globes Awards were last night. And of course the theme of the event, besides Oprah for President, was the Weinstein scandal and other related Hollywood issues. Everyone decided to wear black, because that's going to really change things. This from the industry that turned a blind eye to what had been going on for decades. But they're woke now and not going to take it anymore. So black $10,000 gowns dripping with diamond jewelry should really teach those pervs in their midst a thing or two.


Anyways, here's a few looks that caught my eye:

Alexandra Daddario

alexandra daddario 2018 golden globes

Why does this chick always come to these events looking like a ghoul?

Emilia Clarke

Emilia clarke 2018 golden globes

How can you be an actress an not know how to smile for the cameras without looking awkward? This happens much more than it should in an industry that exists on image.

Salma Hayek

salma hayek 2018 golden globes

My goodness, how amazing she looks! Please stay away from the botox and face lifts Salma, just age gracefully, you'll be so much more beautiful if you just be yourself.

Saoirse Ronan

saoirse ronan 2018 golden globes

Could this girl just once not look severe and miserable for a publicity event? sheesh

In the granny panties department:

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Catherine zeta-jones 2018 golden globes

Age appropriate . . . I'll allow it.

Kate Hudson

kate hudson 2018 golden globes

Come on Kate, you're better looking than that. Bonus points tho for demonstrating that boob jobs don't need to go into double letters to improve your figure.

In the puffy sleeves division:

Kate Beckinsale

kate beckinsale 2018 golden globes

Kate Beckinsale wins over Olivia Holt because . . . she's Kate Freakin' Beckinsale! She'd win the taking out the trash in sweats competition. Amiright?

Olivia Holt

Olivia holt 2018 golden globes

In the Someone didn't get the Memo division:

Blanca Blanco

blanca blanco 2018 golden globes

Yes, there's actually someone named white white. Yeah, I don't get it either.

Hailey Baldwin

hailey baldwin 2018 golden globes
hailey baldwin 2018 golden globes

That is a seriously trashy look. What was she thinking?

Shay Mitchell

shay mitchell 2018 golden globes

Points off not only for age inappropriate granny panties, but also the slutty matador looking outfit.

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