Sunday, September 25, 2016

Rest in Peace Arnie

arnold palmer r.i.p.

News out this evening that Arnold Palmer passed away today at the age of 87.

When Gene Wilder passed away recently, I saw a post about it that was headlined something like Just when you thought 2016 couldn't suck any worse and I'm reminded of that again now. Who didn't love Arnie? Maybe one of the most accessible sports superstars this country has ever had. He was an everyman playing that sport of the country club elite. And kicking everyone's asses too.

He looked like a movie star and had forearms like f*ckin' Popeye! People were crowing about Tiger Woods when he was at the top of his game and working out and looking good and they forgot that 30 years prior there was this guy who looked like he could bend steel bars with his bare hands ruling the tour.

And watching him play was fun too. Though in those days it was all grainy black & white tv and tape delayed and such. That tee shot . . . he swung that driver like he was trying to kill someone, cork-screwing himself around on the follow-through. How he didn't have a lifetime of back issues, I'll never know. And then that goofy knock-kneed putting stance. It makes me smile just thinking about him on the greens.

When I was a kid it was Nicklaus and Palmer and no one I knew wanted to be fat Jack. We all wanted to be the rugged looking everyman that just whacked the sh*t out of the ball and went looking for it. When I played golf for a while, I used to joke that when I got up and down for par or better without playing a single shot from the fairway -- I had made a "Palmer"

It was brutal watching him tee off at the Masters this year. But that genuine smile and the roar of the crowd for him . . . amazing. I've got tears in my eyes just typing this stuff.

He lived a long life. Achieved a lot of great things and I don't think I've ever heard anyone say a bad thing about him. One of the first sports stars to do commercials. He never seemed to take himself seriously in them, which only made him more endearing. In this day and age of spoiled petulant man-childs in sports, Arnold Palmer was a full on man -- competitive, honorable and decent. The world keeps losing people like this and no one's stepping up to fill the void. I despair thinking of the day when whiny self-indulgent jerks will be the norm in sports instead of the rare exception.

I saw a couple of quotes that I liked when I took a quick look around online prior to putting this up. One from Lee Trevino:

"I used to hear cheers go up from the crowd around Palmer, and I never knew whether he’d made a birdie or just hitched up his pants."

And one from LA Times columnist Jim Murray:

"Palmer on a golf course was Jack Dempsey with his man on the ropes, Henry Aaron with a three-and-two fastball, Rod Laver at set point, Joe Montana with a minute to play, A.J. Foyt with a lap to go and a car to catch."

Rest in Peace, Arnie. We're gonna miss you.

And while I'm on the subject of comics . . .

. . . let me throw up this little number I ran across the other day. I was reminded of this panel after glancing through the Perspective section of the Tampa Bay Times this morning with my breakfast and saw where they were predicting an "ice free" arctic by 2030. So . . . a reminder:

failed climate predictions

If Garry Trudeau weren't a leftist toady . . .

. . . his comic today might have looked like this:

clinton comic rewrite

Friday, September 23, 2016

Ariel Winter gets her butt airbrushed

I think. I'm not sure exactly what's going on here:

ariel winter bare ass

But a lot of things are cracking me up here. First off, these are two of the skeeviest looking dudes I've seen in a while. Second, that guy in the background drinking what is probably booze out of a plastic cup . . . classy. Plus, look at where they are. That looks like one of those rooms the serial killer on Criminal Minds takes their victim. Assuming this is a photo shoot, just how budget are we working here? I mean, Ariel Winter is an actress after all . . . I mean sort of . . . she's on a television show, right?. Shouldn't she be booking stuff a little more upscale?

just sayin'

Maitland Ward gets back to nature

Now this is what I needed . . . after the spitting mad news about coward Cruz (see below), I run across some pictures of my favorite redhead strolling in the park dangerously underdressed:

maitland ward sexy
maitland ward sexy
maitland ward nipple slip
maitland ward sexy

She almost always puts a smile on my face. Thanks cutie!

So Ted Cruz was a fraud all along

News out today that Texas Senator Ted Cruz is actually a sniveling weakling was confirmed as after months of suffering abuse and taunts from the spray-tanned buffoon, Cruz formally endorsed Donald Trump for President.

Well, at least he and Mark Levin can go back on Hannity's show now and let that f*cking moron berate them for taking so long to come over to the side of stupidity and venal dishonor.

Cruz made his name as a man of principles, a servant of the people who put him in office and pay his salary, standing up to the Washington establishment no matter what they threw at him. He had integrity. Or so they said. Well they were wrong. He has none. Like spineless coward Rush Limbaugh, who hasn't got the guts to stand up to a minority of his drive time listeners, Cruz saw the election getting close, heard Reince Preibus threatening to punish anyone who didn't get on board, and the former Tea Party darling bowed his head, tugged his forelock and got on the Trump Train to political and moral corruption.

It takes courage to stand your ground in a fight, whether that fight is literal or figurative. Talk is cheap as they say. They also say actions speak louder than words. In Ted Cruz we now see that all he is is talk. His actions say that he's no more than the typical deal making, ass covering politician he campaigned as the alternative to.

And the funny thing is that if Cruz thinks he's secured his political future by endorsing Trump, I think he's going to be in for a rude awakening. Should Trump win the White House, there's no job for Cruz in his administration except maybe scrubbing toilets or the ambassador to some sh*thole third world country that no one's heard of. Because Trump is a vulgar bully who never forgets a slight or forgives an enemy, and he has already said he doesn't want or need Cruz's endorsement. For Pete's sake, he's spent months calling Cruz "Lyin' Ted," insulted the man's wife and implicated Cruz's father in the assassination of Kennedy! Apparently there is no limit to the insults Cruz will meekly endure to protect his cushy job in Washington.

Texas voters won't forget Cruz's cave on principles next election and Trump's not going to give him anything either. This coward sold out his integrity and soul for exactly . . . nothing.

Ted Cruz -- f*cking loser!

#NeverTrump

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. season 4 premiere

agents of shield season 4

The much anticipated, by me anyway, season 4 of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. premiered this Tuesday. What did I think?

Glad you asked.

Like seasons one through three, the premiere episode this season was heavily overwritten. Not that it was a bad show, just that they crammed so many storylines into the one hour show that it can seem a bit overwhelming and incomprehensible on initial viewing. Personally, I think the showrunners are still insecure about the show and it's following and feel they have to grab our attention immediately or we'll lose interest. I wish they'd give us a bit more credit. Having said that . . .

We see now, as teased at the end of last season, that Daisy has morphed pretty fully into the "Quake" character. She's working as both a Robin Hood like vigilante -- we see her leaving bundles of money for various persons who supposedly were wronged in some way, and also tracking some terrorist-like bad guys. In this case, some white supremacist types (probably the only group that can be portrayed as evil without offending someone) who are trafficking in some sort of mysterious thing. Daisy has matured in her ability to use her powers making her a formidable fighter and we are also shown the side-effects of her unrestrained use of these powers via the bruising on her arms as she is literally destroying herself by emitting force waves.

Her attempts to apprehend the bad guys leads to the much ballyhooed appearance of the Ghost Rider as he too is after the same dudes. We also get a look at why the show was moved to 10 p.m. as, along with the Chloe Bennett body double pulling on panties over her bare behind in the opening sequence, the Ghost Rider's outright killing of the bad guys is pretty bloody.

The Ghost Rider in the show is the more recent Robby Reyes version of the Rider as opposed to the more traditional Johnny Blaze motorcycle riding version you may already know. But aside from bringing some more ethnic diversity to the show's main characters, we get Reyes driving an absolutely beautiful 1969 Charger, all souped up with a blower sticking up through the hood, old school mags and big tires . . . nice. A throwback to when cars were cars without computers and cameras and airbags . . . just big brutal raw horsepower that you had to know how to handle. Mmmmm . . .

After Daisy tracks Reyes down to the junk yard where he hangs out, we get a pretty decent fight between them along with some interesting insights into both characters. Reyes apparently has layers of Rider within him as his eyes blaze and he is able to set things like whatever he grabs on fire without fully morphing into the Rider. That's some control I'm not familiar with from the old days of the comics. Plus once the Rider overpowers Daisy and has her helpless, she begs him to kill her, saying she deserves to die. This is a carry over of her guilt from last season at losing Lincoln plus her desire to have the sense of belonging she found as part of Hive and then lost when she was freed from his sway. A subtle touch in the storytelling, I thought. We see the Rider spare Daisy, and we know from his mythology that the Rider judges before he kills and thus finds Daisy an innocent. This sparing of Daisy may play out through the season as a way to free Daisy from her guilt if perhaps she gets to know Reyes and his alter ego and exactly how he functions. We'll have to see.

Elsewhere in the show, we see that post the Sokovia accords from Captain America: Civil War, S.H.I.E.L.D. (ugh, those acronyms) has been reconstituted and no longer in the shadows. Coulson has been demoted, probably because he technically isn't supposed to be alive, and teamed with Mack, and doing basic agent work like tracking Daisy down and also looking for these same terrorist types.

Coulson gets constantly upgraded arms from Fitz who seems over his aphasia from last season and is getting ever more inventive, debuting a vr interface that maps the human brain and may be the key to something else they foreshadowed later in the episode.

Though Fitz and Simmons are now an official "couple," Gemma herself is no longer in the lab with Fitz. She has taken on the role of the new director's assistant. We don't see him yet, but it seems he's a next level paranoid -- demanding constant lie detector tests of the agents and installing a hilariously complex level of security clearances to keep anyone from getting to something he decides they shouldn't see. What is first assumed by her fellow agents as Gemma trying to be upwardly mobile, it is revealed that Gemma doesn't trust the new guy in charge and is trying to gather enough power unto herself to defend them later if things go south within S.H.I.E.L.D.

May is tasked with creating her own team of operatives and has a group of four, I think, that she trains to be as ruthless and deadly as she is herself. We see a glimpse of them working to take down a group of baddies as Mack and Coulson look on astonished at their abilities and unrepentant shoot first, ask questions later ethos.

The final reveal in the episode comes courtesy of Holden Radcliffe, who we were introduced to last season. A scientist on a par with Tony Stark and Fitz, we saw him tease the Life Model Decoy first spoken of in the first Avengers movie. What was supposed to be Fitz and Simmons going over to Holden's to watch a World Cup game or something gives us a look at Aida, played by Mallory Jansen -- a physical embodiment of Holden's computer. Using Fitz's breakthroughs in synthetic body recreation (as in Coulson's arm), Holden put his computer into a human-like body. When Fitz recoils at the notion and reminds Holden of Stark's failure with Ultron, Holden has Aida reveal her purpose -- to create doubles of the agents so that these doubles can take their place in the field and spare any more loss of human life on missions. I'm assuming this is where Fitz's brain mapping may come into play and wondering if the idea is to create programmable stand-alones or perhaps something more along the lines of the 2009 Bruce Willis movie Surrogates.

Like I said, a lot happening in the first hour of the season.

We also get some sort of ghost like creature either haunting or inhabiting May. Yelena Rodriguez (Yo Yo) makes an appearance and besides flirting so heavily with Mack (apparently they've already had dinner together) that he comes off like a stammering schoolboy, she also is helping Daisy by stealing medicine from headquarters to help her body heal from her usage of her powers.

Not sure if we're going to get any more stuff on Inhumans, and since they don't hesitate to name check the various movies and their plots, we'll have to see whether Dr. Strange gets any mention, or whether Coulson will weigh in on Cap's decision to leave the Avengers and so on.

I like the 10:00 p.m. broadcast time. I'm hoping this leads to more action and adult themed moments -- I'm liking Daisy's goth-y look. And where they're going to go with Ghost Rider. Be kind of fun if he and Daisy form a sort of bad ass vigilante team. Definitely looking forward to the rest of the season.

Not much happened in the off season, but here's a few recent appearances by Chloe Bennett and Ming na Wen:

chloe bennett sexy
chloe bennett cleavagey
ming na wen sexy
ming na wen sexy