Maitland Ward trims my tree

I know . . . weak double entendre. Feel free to suggest a better one in the comments after enjoying my new girl's topless hotness wrapped in Christmas lights:

Perhaps a little face powder next time, but still . . . I'd like to find her under my tree this year :-)

Got a chuckle out of that

On Special Report tonight, Brett Baier had George Will as part of his panel in the final segment of the show. Opening with the story about the release of Congress' report on the CIA's enhanced interrogation techniques, I think Baier was expecting the usual two-on-one balance of conservatives vs. liberals. Instead he got Will totally against the CIA and their techniques and applauding the release of the report and not buying into the partisan nature of the investigation or its conclusions.

Baier was visibly flummoxed and struggled, unsuccessfully to get Will to take the stance he had hoped he would when they set up the panel.

Bet he'll be happy when Charles Krauthammer returns.

Well, there goes Christmas

I would have bet a dollar that Courtney Stodden would have been the first with something like this. Looks like Kendall Jenner beat her to it:

Technically, these screen caps are from a video for Love Magazine and something they've got going:

It's actually not all that bad, I'm just surprised that a supposedly totally hip 18 year old is such a bad, awkward dancer. Kendall must have the same dancing genes as big sis Kim.

Miley Cyrus gets her Studio 54 on

Presented without comment, because seriously, what do you say about this look?

Oh I get it, this is a performance/wardrobe thing:

eesh

So, let's compare some celebs in bikinis

Why we didn't see all these gals in their bikinis over the summer is simply beyond me. But here's a few celebs (and I'm using the term fairly loosely here) in their bikinis. What do you think, who's wearing it best?

Whitney Port

Lucy Mecklenburgh

Demi Harman

Zoe Kravitz

Jena Malone

Olivia Wilde

Lauren Stoner

Teresa Moore

And I know we've got two different bathing suits on Demi here, but there wasn't a rear view of her in a bikini available. Got to work with what's out there, ya know?

Maitland Ward keeps giving me a warm holiday feeling

My new girl is the gift that keeps on giving:

yowzers!

Anna Faris in a bikini = too infrequent

I missed posting about Anna Faris' birthday the other day (it was Nov 29 -- she turned 38). I had this picture for the post:

Well, being late for once turned out pretty well, because the comedic cutie turned up in some bikini pics today:

Why we have to wait for December to see her hot little body in a sexy bikini is beyond me, but I'll take it   :-)