I wasn't going to do another post tonight, but then I saw this pic of Peaches Geldoff and her new "boy"friend:
Now if I was a skilled blogger, this is where I'd have the YouTube clip on autoplay of Megan Fox from Jennifer's Body going -- "He listens to maggot rock, he wears mascara . . . my d*ck is bigger than his!"
I mean seriously . . . dude . . . at least do something about the shorts. Bad enough you look like she's dragging you down the sidewalk like a recalcitrant child. You're embarrassing us guys.