Polk County (FL) Sheriff's department decided to reach out to Facebook users to find two wanted felons. Not sure why they thought the immoral crew that haunts social media these days would help law enforcement officials, but whatevs:
Well, just to show what a master criminal he is (his evil criminal partner has already been caught), mister wanted here decided to taunt the cops on their own post:
And this is where I invoke social Darwinism -- if this moron is stupid enough to think he can constantly upload stuff to Facebook and Twitter and not get tracked down, he's too stupid to be walking around free to begin with. Of course, he already has a mugshot, so you know he's no Lex Luthor.
The Sheriff's department didn't take these taunts lying down and provided some snark of their own in reply:
Update:
Darwin is alive and living large as the moron is in custody. Logan Hale was picked up tonight by Sheriff's deputies and booked on armed burglary. The Pasco County Sheriff still had some snark in him as he updated their Facebook page with this little ditty -- "Logan Hale, you are on your way to jail. Your attempts to hide were to no avail. Epic fail"
Like I said -- too stupid to be walking around free in the first place. Enjoy the slammer, dumbass!
Darwin is alive and living large as the moron is in custody. Logan Hale was picked up tonight by Sheriff's deputies and booked on armed burglary. The Pasco County Sheriff still had some snark in him as he updated their Facebook page with this little ditty -- "Logan Hale, you are on your way to jail. Your attempts to hide were to no avail. Epic fail"
Like I said -- too stupid to be walking around free in the first place. Enjoy the slammer, dumbass!
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