Just because you're royalty, doesn't mean you don't need time away from the madding crowds to frolic in the surf. Royal sister Pippa Middleton is taking a much needed vacation (/sarc) from her hectic duties to vaca in St. Barth's:
Not to be disrespectful, but in the royal genetics pool, I think Kate got the booty genes and Pippa got the boob genes.
Fortunately for the Queen Mother, Pippa is not like the French Prime Minister's daughter -- Marie de Villepin:
And while we don't have official royalty here in the U.S., we do have faux royalty like Paris Hilton. And the Brits aren't going to be outdone by us colonists. They have their own version of Paris -- Lady Victoria Hervey. Who, while sharing the same penchant for topless yachting, doesn't have Paris' enormous feet. But she does have the fattest ankles I've ever seen. What's up with that?