I see where Lindsay Lohan is doing a photo shoot somewhere. And she's also frolicking around in the surf. In a bandeau bikini top.
And what do you know:
Oops. Golly, that was so unexpected. What bad luck that photographer just happened to be there with his super-telephoto lens to get that hi-res shot of Lindsay's exposed boob.
You know, that seems so . . . familiar, you know? Staged pictures, accidental exposure . . . where have I seen that before?
What a freaky world we live in. Who would have thought that two fame whore actresses would both have bikini malfunctions like that?
Just no explanation for it, I guess.