Friday, January 10, 2014

Public service announcement

Courtesy of uber-skank Lena Dunham --

"If you’re not into me, that’s your problem and you’re going to have to work that out with professionals."

Yep, that's right folks, if you don't want to see this parading around naked on your television for no apparent reason:

lena dunham rolling stone coverlena dunham bikini

Then according to Ms. Dunham, you've got a problem. I'm not going to go into a lengthy deconstruction of this absurdity, too many others already have. I'll link to Stacy McCain's site for one takedown and leave it at that.

Now where's my eye bleach . . .?

Okay, I take it back, I'm going to give you one more little bit on this mess. I've been staying away from a few of my old favorite celeb blogs because the guys who run them have decided to get all political, and I find it tiresome. But this one dude gave Dunham & Apatow a classic slap-down that deserves some sharing:

"Oh boy. Breathe it out, Todd. Breathe it out. *pets cat, thinks about the ocean* Whew, ok. First, f*ck this bitch. Let's just get that out of the way now. F*ck her and f*ck her show. It's Sex and The City with even uglier chicks that tries way too damn hard to transcend exactly what it is: a show written by a 27-year old, white bred elitist born to rich, pseudo artist parents who happened to be friends with Judd Apatow who instilled in her a ridiculous and completely underserving since of self-esteem by telling her how great she was every day of her life to the point where she truly believes she's some sort of trailblazing feminist and hipster sex symbol. Tell you what, replace Lena Duhnam with Candice Swanepoel in the exact same show and let me know just how "feminist" this show really is. Oh, Candice Swanepoel gets naked a lot? Then that's just the patriarchy trying force their unrealistic archetype of beauty penis into our unshaven vaginas. Do us all a favor, take several seats. And thanks for playing."

Priceless :-)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The whole kerfluffle is crazy because she's deliberately going out of her way to shove her nasty, unattractive nude body in viewer's faces. The reporter was right, what's the purpose other than force people to see her naked? Young women don't just randomly go around naked in their daily lives, I should know. It's a typical low esteem person's ploy and this dude called her out on it.