Every year, you can set your watch by it, as Halloween approaches, we get deluged with "candid" shots of celebs cavorting in local pumpking patches as they shop for their jack-o-lantern material.
And of course, every year, its the same old tired cliched images -- some female celeb holds up two pumpkins in front of her boobs and makes a funny face. And also, there are the usual amusing wardrobe choices for these chicks as they, and some have children with them, make a real production out of this once innocent holiday tradition.
So far this year, we've had Christina Aguilera in a set of leggings stretched to the see-thru max as she bent over to pick out a pumpkin. Shauna Sand, who usually shows up in something made out of a lace doily, actually wore a fairly demure short white dress. And she only did the single pumpkin pose, trend setter that she is. But she also managed to squat down to give the paps a nice upskirt shot.
But the "please make them stop" winner this year was supposedly 16 year old Courtney Stodden and her creepy husband, Doug Hutchinson. Court brought the hooker look dialed up to eleven with this little number:
She then really broke things open by getting so frisky (yeah, I just threw up in my mouth a little there) with her aged husband, that they both got thrown out of the pumpkin patch.
Honestly, can't we have one holiday these celeb chicks don't slut up and ruin? I don't mind the hoochie costumes for the parties. And I always look forward to whatever Heidi Klum puts on, 'cause she goes all out with her bizarre costumes. But come on, man! Who wants to take their little kid out to get a pumpkin and be bombarded by some slutty 16 year old being groped by an old man?
eesh
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