Back in the day, my ex used to call her Chestica which seems more appropriate now:
Simpson's on vacation (from what?!) in Cabo and is breaking out the daisy dukes and two sizes too small bikini for the paps:
When she broke into the business, Simpson had the looks and the ability to actually sing. But she made these odd facial expressions when she sang live that were off-putting to say the least. So you had Britney who couldn't sing but looked naughty schoolgirl hot anyway, Simpson who could actually sing but no one wanted to watch her, and Christina who could really sing and dance but couldn't get out from under Britney mania. What a weird time.