Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Hilary Duff in a bikini = unfortunate

It is not unfortunate, of course, that Hilary Duff is in a bikini. We've waited seven long months for the 2014 version of my Duffster to appear in some sexy swimwear. What is unfortunate is that whoever got these pictures must have used a cardboard disposable camera circa 1980!

Dude, seriously?! Most cell phone cameras have 10 megapixels and come with image stabilization software and some form of Photoshop to enhance the images. And this is the best you can come up with?! We would almost have been better off having a courtroom artist sketch Hilary in her bikini. At least the pics wouldn't be so freakin' blurry.

Anyway, it seems these are from a music video shoot. ?!?!?!   I didn't even know she was putting out music again. But if there are going to be videos of her in a bikini . . . I'm pre-ordering that shit on Amazon right now!

hilary duff bikini 2014

And by the way, as my man Gordon Solie used to say -- how about the definition and confirmation on my girl in these pics. Damn! All that work in the gym is really paying off. She's like MMA hot!

hilary duff bikini 2014
hilary duff bikini 2014
hilary duff bikini 2014
hilary duff bikini 2014

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