Saturday, August 11, 2012

Yeah but, when it was on the rack . . .

Former Rule 5 beauty Joanna Krupa was out in Santa Monica the other day for what I'm sure was a photo shoot of some kind.

Looking fabulous in a pink bikini with metallic accenting, Joanna found out what should have been obvious to a seasoned model:

joanna krupa pink bikini

Yep, wet swimsuit material and heavy metal chains = that thing ain't stayin' in place.

Along those same sartorial lines, my favorite Hollywood hot mess Mischa Barton is opening a clothing store in London this week. So she's been popping up all over the place after being mostly invisible the entire summer.

She showed up in an adorable little sundress recently. The operative word here being "little" --

mischa barton sundress now with more booty

I would think someone so fashion forward as Mischa would be a bit more aware of the limitations of that outfit. I mean, unless she likes hanging her booty out there for the world to see.

You think . . . nah, couldn't be that.

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