Monday, November 2, 2015

Halloween recap mega-post

This was a pretty disappointing year in terms of saucy costumes. There was a lot of Suicide Squad themed outfits, with plenty of Harley Quinn looks and such. Bai Ling was everywhere half dressed, but she always is, so it's not worth spending bandwidth on her. So here's some of what caught my eye for one reason or another:

Best sauciness is probably these gals -- Charlotte McKinney, Jessica Sutta, and Karrueche Tran:

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The supermodels did a decent job this year with Alessandra Ambrosio rocking two different outfits for separate parties, Nina Agdal and Gigi Haddad showing up for Heidi Klum's trademarked party:

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Of course, Heidi pretty much wins Halloween every year as she goes the extra mile with her costumes and this Jessica Rabbit is no exception:

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AnnaLynne McCord and Nicki Whelan looked they put some decent effort into their costumes:

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Jessica Alba and Julianne Hough dressed up I guess, kinda hard to tell. And why is Jessica always looking so miserable? She's going to a party, she knows she's going to be pap'd, f*cking get over yourself honey. Geez!

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And speaking of dressed up I guess, is Paris in costume here? She sorta looks like this everytime she goes out anyway:

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The cat theme seemed fairly prevalent in costumes with Casey Batchelor, Christina Milan, Molly Sims, and Sarah Hyland all working some variation:

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Really scary? Farrah Abraham came as herself, and Joanna Krupa wore a hideous headdress that ruined what might have been a sexy outfit:

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Kate Hudson misses with what I think is supposed to be an Elektra outfit but this chick Kira Kosarin caught my eye, because that looks to be a real 1911 in that holster she's using for her Lara Croft costume:

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Honorable mention to Lindsay Lohan who wore a mesh outfit without the de riguere granny panties that most gals sport in similar get ups and Michelle Tractenberg whose still trying to milk that cleavage to stay relevant as she slips out of the public's attention:

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Lastly we have Aubrey O'Day (still alive) and Barbie Blank (no f*cking idea) looking colorful at least and Leeann Rimes who needs to just stop:

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