Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Oddly enough, Milla doesn't have to hide her hips

In a recent issue of Maxim [Australia] actress Milla Jovovich, 37 year old mother of one, showed off her abs, which looked hard enough to shell walnuts on:

milla jovovich maxim australia

In a recent issue of Maxim [US] actress Jennifer Love Hewitt, 33 years old - no children, continued to use every photographer's trick in the book to hide her size 2 *cough, cough* hips:

jennifer love hewitt maxim us

PHOTOG: Okay Jen, turn sideways . . . a little more . . . a little more . . .

JLove: But they can't see my boobs!

PHOTOG: Oh yeah, right. Okay, put your arms at your sides. Yeah. Now out wider . . . wider . . . wider . . . *groans* This isn't working! Get me a big fuzzy coat! *groans again* Oy! This is barely working. What about a blanket? Didn't we use a lawnchair that one time? Where's that? *whispers off to the side* We've got Photoshop, right? Sexy smile now . . . aw yeah honey, that's a keeper!

Seriously, you know it went like that.


Reaganite Republican said...

The "Hey boys I'm about to take my top off" pose always seems to resonate somehow, linked here:

Oh, My: 'Miss Panama 2011' = Sheldry Sáez

postaldog said...

Heh, yeah guys are so easy :-)

c w swanson said...

Jennifer Love Hewitt. In addition to the stuff you point out above, she's got a neck like a stack of dimes.

postaldog said...

Hadn't heard the dimes one before.