Friday, September 23, 2011

Understatement of the day

"We believe there's some sort of distribution or sales out of his home."

So says Michelle Gregory, a spokeswoman with the California Dept of Justice after authorities tracked a marijuana shipment from California to the Kentucky home of Cincinnati Bengals receiver Jerome Simpson.

D'oh!

The package they were tracking contained about 2 1/2 pounds of pot, but when the police searched Simpson's home they found 6 more pounds of dope, pipes, scales and so on.

Nah, that 8 1/2 pounds of pot was for his glaucoma, I'm sure. Distribution . . . sales . . . as if.

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