Friday, December 4, 2015

Lady Gaga in b&w = enjoyable

Not sure what this image is from, I think it is an overseas publication:

lady gaga hotness

I'm liking it. Gaga usually goes for the overt sexuality in her imagery, and I've got no problem with that, but this minimalist look works well on her. Plus that particular angle with her face . . . her large nose makes photography challenging to get a look where you aren't fixating on that one feature, probably why she looks better and is photographed more frequently wearing sunglasses.

But the hair, the black and white photography (you know how I am about that by now), everything about this shoot is appealing to me. As I pointed out in another post, you don't always need to be rubbing our faces in it to make an impression.

Nice work.

Nice rebuke there, Barack

Feckless President Obama, in the aftermath of the Paris massacre, said that the best rebuke to radical Islamic terrorism was to hold climate change talks in Paris.

Well, that really showed them didn't it dumbass?!

Nearly two weeks to the day after a former CIA double agent spoke on television saying he expected a similar attack here in the US, we get the tragedy in San Bernadino. Now in the wake of this act of terrorism, we get another politically motivated maneuver by the President.

Reports are out that this administration is hurriedly working on an executive order to enact gun control legislation, specifically targeting the specious gun show loophole.

Never pass up an opportunity to turn a tragedy to a political advantage. Isn't that one of those Alinsky maxims?

Anyway, the gun show loophole, if you're not familiar with it, is the same loophole that allows you to sell your grandfather's 200 year old musket to your neighbor the vintage civil war enthusiast. It allows private sales of firearms to go unreported among private citizens. Lefty alarmists would like you to believe that private citizens are selling fully automatic weapons and rocket launchers and all manner of scary weapons by the thousands at gun shows, exploiting this grand canyon wide loophole in the law that requires background checks and waiting periods for firearm purchases.

Oddly, there's no waiting period if you want to murder your unborn child, but I digress . . .

This is another of the President's famous straw man arguments. There is no evidence of any act of domestic terrorism or mass shooting where the shooter obtained their weapons via this method. In fact, time and again, we find that mentally unstable killers have either stolen the weapons they used, purchased them illegally, or found someone else to obtain their arms for them. In the San Bernadino case, it was reported last night that someone else had purchased the weapons and ammo used by Syed Farook and Tashfeen Malik (who not only came into this country with a false address on her visa, her name is false as well, so kudos on that vetting process Mr. President) in their act of terror.

After eviscerating our Constitution for the last seven years, President Obama has said publicly that his biggest regret is not enacting sweeping gun control legislation. This tragedy gives him his first shot, pardon the pun, at achieving this goal. The Republican controlled House and Senate better get their testicular fortitude in order or a lot of seats are going to change in the next election.



And a word about that climate change summit --

Setting aside the fact that there is not a scintilla of evidence that anything man is doing is causing any change in the climate . . . setting aside the fact that there has been no global warming for nearly 19 years . . . that we are a period of historic lows for any and all extreme weather events . . . that there is no scientific evidence that CO2 has any re-radiative properties and as such is not an effective greenhouse gas . . . President Obama and others met in Paris to set absurd CO2 levels and promise nearly a $100 billion in aid to poor countries to aid them because . . . I've got no f*cking idea! What handing billions of taxpayer dollars to India has to do with climate change baffles me!

no global warming 18+ years

Supposedly there is some goal of holding global temp increases to 2°C over some time period in the future. Problem there is that the last supposed increase in global temps was only .02°C!!! Which is less than the margin for error in the measuring process! So what are we worried about again? Oh yeah, white affluent American guilt! Silly me.

And remember Obama's campaign promise to bankrupt the American coal industry and shut down US coal-fired power plants? Essentially quadrupling your power bill down the road? Yeah, he's been pretty effective on that. Problem is, the rest of the world isn't on board with that idea. There are currently 2400 coal-fired plants under construction around the world right now, even Japan is building some in the wake of the Fukushima disaster. It is estimated that these plants will dump approximately 6.5 billion tons of CO2 into the atmosphere.

planned coa-fired power plants

So we bankrupt our coal industry, put thousands of Americans out of work. Jack up our own power bills so that low income and poor American families can't afford to heat or cool their homes. Send billions of our tax dollars to other countries in the world. And that is supposed to save the planet from something that doesn't even exist?

Hey Barack -- here's an idea: kill these f*cking terrorists, secure our borders, double down on immigration reform and control and try serving this country for once!

Monday, November 30, 2015

Maitland Ward joins the campaign

The Free the Nipple campaign officially became valid today as my favorite redhead joined the cause with the following shot across the internet media censor's bow:

maitland ward free the nipple

Vive la resistance!



While at the other end of the spectrum, Pirelli drove a stake through the heart of its iconic yearly calendar by replacing photos of models like Kate Upton and Miranda Kerr with absurdly photoshopped images of Amy Schumer and steroidal Serena Williams among other hotties like aged Patti Smith, etc.:

amy schumer pirelli tire calendar
serena williams pirelli tire calendar

Not sure exactly what garages Pirelli thinks will want to tack this ode to political correctness up on their walls, but unless 99% of auto mechanics suddenly turned into gay celebrity bloggers overnight, I'm guessing this will be their least popular calendar ever.

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Gillian Anderson is dead to me

gillian anderson is an idiot

I wasn't going to post stuff today, but this just put me over the top:

PETA put out an ad starring Gillian Anderson based on the scene from the book (and crappy movie) Hannibal, where Anderson sits at a table looking drowsy and drugged out. As the camera pans back you see what looks like a leg carved up on the table for a feast. She purrs for the camera that eating meat "...is a matter of taste" and then the camera pans downward and you see that her own leg has been amputated. Violá, she's dining on her own leg.

Give me a f*cking break! Eating turkey is the same as carving up your neighbor according to these wackos. Because, you know, all the amazing things turkeys have done throughout history -- polio vaccine, heart surgery, saving those minors trapped in the cave-in . . . the list goes on and on showing turkey's contribution to society's survival and evolution.

We were put on this planet and given dominion over the land and the creatures upon it. They are our food. Period. Don't be cruel. Don't destroy the environment where you have to live. But I'm eating that turkey. And that pig. And that cow. And those eggs. And get off my f*cking back with your sanctimonious bullsh*t!

sheesh!

Genesis 1:26
Then God said, "Let us make man in our image, and after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creeps upon the earth."

aside:  Nice rack on Gillian there. Someone get a boob job recently?

Happy Thanksgiving!

happy thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving to my handful of loyal readers.

One day a year when we can enjoy guiltless caloric consumption and lazing on the couch watching football. So enjoy it.

Eschew the pathetic attempts to turn this into a day of political discussion and remember why we celebrate this day. Be thankful for what you have in this life -- your family, food to eat, and a roof over your head. A lot of people don't, so remember the good fortune of your life and use this day to appreciate it all.

Take care my friends.

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Maitland Ward won't be helping me in the kitchen tomorrow

Which is regrettable because I'm kind of digging her cooking ensemble here:

maitland ward cooks thanksgiving turkey

But then I doubt I'd be properly focused on preparing my Thanksgiving meal if I had someone dressed like that helping me in the kitchen.


Still . . . if you're gonna have company, I could do a lot worse. That's for sure :-)

Update:
Adds:

maitland ward cooks thanksgiving turkey
maitland ward cooks thanksgiving turkey
maitland ward cooks thanksgiving turkey

Monday, November 23, 2015

Lizzy Cundy had a moment

I had to GOOGLE Lizzy Cundy to find out who the eff she is. It seems she's a 45 year old UK television host who does programs about WAGS, who are, if I'm right here, the wives of British footballers (soccer players here in the colonies). Anyway, she turned up at a charity thing wearing this fairly unimpressive dress:

lizzy cundy nipple slip

Well, she didn't get too far along the red carpet, photo op area before things went wrong:

lizzy cundy nipple slip

I'm no dress designer, but looking at those oddly shaped straps, I'm wondering if there's supposed to be a chain or something across the shoulders that would help keep the dress tight against the wearer's torso. No matter though, it's off to the races now:

lizzy cundy nipple slip
lizzy cundy nipple slip

And one final note, when the photographers at an event keep going "Turn sideways for us . . . lean back . . . a little more . . . yeah, perfect" you might want to wonder if there's something wrong with your dress. Just sayin'

lizzy cundy nipple slip

Tara Reid set the standard for oblivious red carpet exposure some years ago:

tara reid boob slip

Lizzy's not at that level here, but she's a close second.