Because if you really had to guess at a D-lister showing up in bodypaint, who else would be your number one choice?
The PETA bag is a nice touch. Are they so desperate for publicy/money to not try and distance themselves from this chick? Hopefully the pseudo porn tape is selling well for them.
And speaking of the porn tape . . . here's a few more .gifs to save you from wasting your hard earned cash on that sham: